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Forty Mistakes You Can Make Making Love With A Woman

 

1) Heading for her vulva, clitoris or breasts

A woman is more likely to be irritated than sexually aroused when a man heads for her breasts and vulva after a bit of kissing. Be aware of what she needs and touch her sexual parts only when she’s already aroused. If you go for her breasts when you get her into bed and twiddle her nipples like you’re tuning a radio receiver, you’re not going to get the right signals.

2) Not knowing how to kiss romantically

Passionate kissing is a skill which eases a couple into the main part of sex and cultivates intimacy. Learn how to kiss your partner, and do it well. That doesn’t include sticking your tongue between her teeth and wiggling it around like you’re trying to clean her teeth.

3) Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones

Men like to have a firm touch applied to their dick. But if you approach her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you’re treating Mr. Happy to a quick morning massage, she’s likely to howl with pain - and kick you out of bed. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, so it’s very delicate. Treat it accordingly.

4) Not stroking her body

A woman’s largest sex organ is her mind. The next largest is her skin. If you were thinking of anything else, think again. For her, sex is all about connection. And that includes skin to skin connection. An hour spent massaging her will not only get her in the mood for sex, but it will almost certainly guarantee she has an orgasm one way or another. Make sure you focus on putting your sexual energy into your fingers while you stroke. That means not thinking distractedly about the football game while you’re oiling her up.

5) Locking onto her nipples like a teething child

Tempting though it may be to lavish your oral attention on her breasts, she’s not going to thank you for reminding her of the last time a teething child bit into her nipple. Kiss all around her breasts and gently work towards her nipple, licking it with your tongue and maybe carefully sucking it between your lips when she’s really aroused. If she likes what you’re doing, you’ll know by her moans of pleasure.

6) Biting or blowing on her ear because you think it’s sexy

Very few women seem to find this exciting. Your time would be better spent searching out her sensitive zones elsewhere.

7) Leaving a kiss bite on her neck

If you’re over the age of consent, this is a no-no. If you need to know why, you’re obviously under age and you shouldn’t be having sex.

8) Not shaving before sex

Think back to the last time you gave oral sex to a woman with a few days’ growth around her vulva. Now imagine that brushing back and forth on your face in the mad throes of passionate kissing. Enough said?

9) Not washing your pits and bits before you have sex

Even if you have what the French call a tart’s wash, make sure you’re clean when you enter the bedroom. (In case you need to know - the male equivalent is washing your penis, balls, ass, and armpits.)

10) Forgetting that foreplay starts a long time before sex

No woman wants to be taken for granted. If you touch her lovingly all day, show how much you love her, and take the trouble to make sure she knows you love her, she’ll be ready to melt into your arms in the evening. Leaving loving little billets-douxwhere she’ll find them is also a good idea. That doesn’t include functional notes like “Don’t forget to collect the dog from the vets, lots of love.”

11) Inserting a finger before she’s ready

Yes, we know you want to get into her. But hold on. Take your time, let events move at their own pace, and only pluck the fruit when you know it’s really ripe and dripping juice. While men forget that women like to be entered just as much as men (which is just as well, when you think how much men like to stick things up a woman), she’ll only want this when she’s aroused enough to enjoy it. So as you finger her clit, you can check out her vagina. If it’s moist and open, she may well be receptive to a finger on her G-spot. Start gently and apply a firmer touch as you go. If you don’t know what the G-spot is, go check it out on Google.

12) Going for her clitoris during oral sex or masturbation

Most women just find this irritating - and very uncomfortable too, if the clit isn’t aroused and slippery. Work from around her labia, the lips of her vulva, towards the clitoris as she gets more aroused. Even then, a subtle touch along the shaft of her clitoris around to the side of the clitoral head may be better for her.

3) Slowing down when she wants you to keep going till she comes

If she’s nearing orgasm she certainly won’t want you to stop whatever you’re doing, whether it’s with your penis, your fingers or your tongue. Bearing in mind how hard on the tongue cunnilingus can be, we suggest you make sure your fingers are ready to take over if you get a bad case of lock jaw. If she’s not saying much, she may be lying there silent because she’s got lost in her sexual arousal, not because you’re licking ineffectively at her vulva. But then again, how would you know? She may be loving what you’re doing that she shows it by pressing her vulva more firmly against your mouth, in which case carry on with your stimulation. If she gives off an aura that she’d rather be out shopping, you need to think of something else. Like asking her what she wants, maybe?

14) Undressing her inelegantly

Listen up guys: you don’t have to struggle with those zips while you kiss her. Indeed, she might well appreciate it more if you let her disrobe. Nothing about an underwear fumble is funny, especially if it interrupts the romance. Let her take off the clothes you don’t know about and when you do help, make it look like you’re undressing her gently and sensuously rather than pulling at her clothes like you can’t wait to fuck her - even if you that’s true.

15) Looking like a clown in the bedroom

Nothing is more pathetic to a woman than a man wearing his underpants and socks. Why this should be so remains a mystery, since it seems so natural to a man to undress like that. However, if you don’t want her to laugh, take off your socks first.

16) Expecting her to shave for you

Yes, we know you like the smooth look around her vulva, but if she’s not into shaving, don’t try and make her do it for you. There are few things more annoying than itchy stubble in the groin. If you want to see more and have easier access to her pussy, ask her to trim the hair.

17) Entering her without asking her first

Such a bizarre idea! And yet so nice - once in a while - to be romantic and ask “May I enter you?” This can be a very sexy and loving way to go if you’re looking deep into her eyes. Needless to say, that’s most likely to happen in the man on top position, which, by the way, remains everyone’s most popular position for sex. And then again, sometimes you can just sense the moment for penetration - but always remember not to let your judgment be affected by your desire to fuck here. Yes, we know the urge is hard to resist. But be a man - and make sure she’s ready first.

18) Pecking away around her vagina with your penis if you can’t get in

There is nothing more guaranteed to turn a woman off than you thrusting blindly at her vulva trying to get your penis in her vagina. If you can’t find the way in (it happens) on your own, tell her what’s going on and ask her to guide your penis in. There’s no shame in that, but acting like a clown can ruin sex for you both. And anyway, think how much time you’ll save if she just puts it in for you.

19) Pumping away without regard for her pleasure

Now you’re in! Hurrah! But whatcha gonna do next? Pump away heartily till you ejaculate? Bad idea…..surely you’ll want to show a certain consideration for her pleasure? Start with slow and shallow thrusts. When you make love, she’ll like it best if you act like a real man: be confident, know what you’re doing, be considerate and gentle at first, and work up to more powerful thrusts if she starts moaning with pleasure (as in “oh, yes, fuck me harder!”).

20) Expecting her to present her bottom to you when you want rear entry sex

It’s a male thing, the desire for rear entry sex. Mostly. Then again, women sometimes get the urge for rampant, primal sex too. In between, you might get it on your birthday, if you’re lucky. And if you do persuade her to indulge you, don’t make the mistake of slapping her rump like you’re riding a horse.

21) Thrusting too hard when you have a big penis

If you happen to have a large member, restrain yourself as you thrust, or you might hear her shriek as you bang into her cervix. This will not, in all likelihood, be a shriek of delight. It may, however, signal the end of your pleasure for the moment.

22) Premature ejaculation is not the mark of a mature lover

Very few men have the staying power that allows them to really please a woman who enjoys vaginal intercourse and G-spot stimulation. You can improve your endurance with self help exercises, but if you just can’t be bothered, at least have the consideration to keep going for long enough to give her some satisfaction. Do some research on Google for “end premature ejaculation”.

23) Not coming at all - retarded ejaculation

Delayed ejaculation is not the gift of the gods that you might think. She won’t see it as in any way attractive, either, when her vagina is bone dry, she’s bored out of her mind and you still aren’t anywhere near ejaculating. So if you are one of the ten percent of men who have trouble ejaculating, go see a sexual therapist! The quicker you get treated, the sooner she’ll be able to enjoy making love with you and stop having plenty of time to think about the exact shade of paint to put on the bedroom ceiling.

24) Losing your erection when you put the condom on

If you’re one of the many men who find that Mr Happy goes to sleep when the condom makes an appearance, it’s back to Google for you. Try a search on “losing erection when putting on a condom” and see if you can find a solutions.

25) Not being willing to go down on her when she wants cunnilingus

Most men like the idea of going down on a woman, so any reservations must be about her scent or taste. If she’s a bit ripe, then suggest a shower as part of foreplay. If you just want her to suck your cock and you won’t do the same in return, reading these tips isn’t going to help you.

26) Failing to give her pleasure if you have premature ejaculation

By the way, you should make sure that your woman has an orgasm before you do. She doesn’t want to lie next to you as you snore gently after a big orgasm while she’s still unsatisfied. We men lose interest in sex once we’ve ejaculated - so make sure shThe author owns The Penis. You can find more information at All About The Penis.

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