You May Be A Duffer

#Jeff Foxworthy says if you ???? ,You may be a REDNECK. Well those that play Golf say it a different way: If you only play Golf once a year, you may be a Duffer. If your golf clubs are twenty years old and still look new, you may be a Duffer. If your playing with your Dads clubs, You may be a Duffer. If you only play Golf on the weekends, You may be a Duffer. If you never had a golf lesson, You may be a Duffer. If you had a golf lesson and you tell everyone that the instructor wasnt any good, You may be a Duffer. If you write down a four when you had a six, You may be a Duffer. If you take more than four do overs in eighteen holes, You may be a Duffer. If you buy new clubs every year and your score stays the same, You may be a Duffer. If you buy a dozen golf balls before each round of golf and come home without any golf balls, You may be a Duffer. If you start to complain about your bad back on the first tee box, You may be a Duffer. If you ask for a eight foot give-me on the first green, You may be a Duffer. If you ask the Starter where the beer cart is, You may be a Duffer. If you ask on the second tee box if the 19th hole is open yet, You may be a Duffer. These are just a few of the reasons that You may be a Duffer, and I am sure that you can come up with many more. If you have a good comment on how You may be a Duffer click onto http://www.19thholegolfstore.com and leave them in the comments section. If we get some really good ones we will add them to this article the second time around.

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